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Leykis 101 Rules

  • $40.00 Limit - Never spend more than $40 on a date.
  • 3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.
  • No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.
  • Single Mothers - Never date single mothers.
  • Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.
  • Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.
  • Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends.
  • Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.
  • Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25.
  • Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex.
  • Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.
  • Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women.
  • After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up.
  • Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.
  • No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.
  • Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer.
  • Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.
  • Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right.
  • Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom.
  • Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date.
  • Marriage Contract - Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement.
  • You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date.
  • Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.
  • Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her.
  • No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex.
  • No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.
  • Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where.
  • Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.
  • Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman.
  • Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she's looking for.
  • Power Before Kids and Marriage - Men have the most power before kids and a family.
  • Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child.
  • No DNA Donation - Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids.
  • Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours.
  • Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back.
  • Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible.
  • Women on Vacation - Your women's on vacation and she maybe sleeping with other guys.
  • Don't Move In With Girlfriend - Do not move in with your girlfriend.
  • Don't Call Her Back - Don't call her back after the date.