The Professor's Blog

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you know that Britain’s Prince William & someone most of us have never heard of (and have no reason for knowing about) named Catherine Middleton are getting married in an uproariously expensive taxpayer-funded service being broadcast in the United States in the middle of the fucking night by just about every broadcast and cable network there is.

In view of the fact that the United States was born of a late 18^th Century revolution culminating in the signing of the Declaration of Independence in 1776 which rejected the oligarchies of Europe and specifically the monarchy of Great Britain, one wonders which red-blooded Americans would watch a so-called “Royal Wedding.”

I want to say "Good Morning!" to the girls who have once again renewed my faith in my own principles.

Every now and then, I love to hand Your Professor's blog over to a student. Leykis 101 really works.

Zach thinks Your Professor would never publish his diatribe...all 5'8" of him. We are certain that you will want to read and respond.

Your Professor is so fucking tired of reading about whiny broads like this one:

With all the talk about online dating, Your Professor thought it might be interesting to take some actual phrases from current online dating profiles posted by chicks on an actual dating website (that will go unnamed to avoid the inevitable lawsuits), and to let you know the true meanings so you can respond accordingly.

Many students have been asking me to comment on the purported tapes of one "Mel Gibson" screaming, yelling and cursing at someone purported to be Mel's now ex-girlfriend, said to be one "Oksana Grigorieva."

When I was doing a daily radio show, I was often told that my opinions were offensive to women. Of course they are. Women have been riding the gravy train that is the American male for too long now, and guys don’t even know they’re being fleeced. I seriously don’t give a fuck about who I might be offending.