Tip Of The Day

Many Leykis 101 students forget the best thing about not being in a relationship: you don't have to put up with anyone's shit!

One way to make sure she doesn't get the wrong idea about her place in the food chain is to treat her like the replaceable piece of shit she truly is.

What is there to be gained by living with a woman, whether you marry her or not?

Your Professor's Tip of the Day? Do what this longtime student did. Read and learn.

One of the great things about being a man is knowing that, like a great stock, our value continues to rise with time. At the same time, like many stocks the last couple of years, a woman's value declines with time. You can write and complain all you want ladies, but you know it's true, and all the Oil of Olay and Pilates balls in the world aren't going to change this.

Admit it: have you ever used Facebook to check up on women from your past to see what and, more importantly, who they're doing?

The "War of the Sexes" is largely a war of self-esteem. Whoever has the most self-esteem wins the tug-of-war of dating.

Chicks love to eat up your valuable time. This way, they take away time you could be using hunting fertile new ground.

You boys really entertain me sometimes. The idea that you need your latest vagina to live at the same address as you is simply hilarious!