Don't Let Her Move In

If the two of you are both prepared and willing to have children, where should the child live if you aren't living together?

I had my ex move in last October with the agreement we'd pay half of everything. Only dime I ever saw was a $250 deposit and maybe 3 meals she cooked while living there for 3 months. I even broke the rule in dating a single mother (of a 2 year old....Sorry Dad). Boy that was f*cking hell!! I eventually kicked her ass out the day before new years as a new years resolution. Since then, my friends tell me I'm much happier and don't seem like I'm miserable. Don't EVER let a chick move in with you. She'll hold that vagina over your head just to get you to do something.

And don't ever let them be by themself at your place because they will snoop and go through all your sh*t just to find some dirt on you, not to mention withhold having sex with you because of it. Be smart, listen to Tom; he has a good point on this one!

Take me out Kobe style, followed by a Thank you Jesus.

As you have suggested in the past, I find a very expensive house under construction but I also actually make an offer on it (with an attorney review contingency, which I let expire so I am not obligated) and then I not only show them the house, I show them the contract too. I let them think that I want to share this $3,000,000 house with a "special" woman and they could have that opportunity if they do things right with me. This allows me to bang these bitches with the promise of a future that will never come. These miserable gold diggers believe it because they not only see the house, but also the fake sales contract. Fuck them and dump them!

Zero Tolerance Man

I let my GF move in when she lost her job. I told her fine as long as she worked around the house to keep things looking good and help out financially when she got a new job. One year later, she still hasn't found a job, she does nothing around the house, no cooking, no cleaning. I pay all rent and utilities/cable still. If she does manage to find the kitchen she will just microwave me a meal! She has alienated me from most of my friends by methodically insulting each of them and their significant others that she doesn't like. She then tells me to take her out to eat constantly because she doesn't like to cook and she doesn't have a job. Meanwhile she has been collecting a nice unemployment check each week which goes god knows where. When we go out, she will order $50 in drinks and $30 in food. We've had several fights over all of this and each time she threatens to leave me but then never does! I swear I've been conned! No pussy is worth this aggravation! The only reason I keep her around is that the sex is good and she still looks hot. Although even that is getting old and starting to look less and less attractive. Anyway, Tom's right, don't get seriously involved with any of your GFs and dump them immediately if they start to get too clingy. You will save yourself a load of headaches. Thanks Tom! Blow me up!

I love you Tom, but I have to say, I think I am the professor. I have never done any of these things (well, maybe I was stupid and paid for dinners once in awhile) but never let a chick move in, never married and never will. Longest relationship was 1 1/2 years and even that was on and off so got other chicks in the "off" periods. Tell all these fools the rule is simple, to simply not care! Not to say I haven't had my heart stomped on, but will never make the big mistakes, that includes having children so the bitch can collect child support!!!!! HAHAHA again, love you Tom, keep schooling these fools. I was lucky, had these values since birth! ;-)